Trey Deitch

Has a tumblr, for some reason

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

—“The New Colossus,” Emma Lazarus, 1883

A True Gentleman on The People’s Court (by pandaKrusher)

Guante: 10 Responses to the Phrase “Man Up” (Spoken-Word) (by TripGuante)

The bosom of America is open to receive not only the opulent and respectable stranger, but the oppressed and persecuted of all nations and religions, whom we shall welcome to participate in all of our rights and privileges, if by decency and propriety of conduct they appear to merit the enjoyment.

—George Washington

Rubber: The no reason scene (Quentin Dupieux) (by Geagleable)

The typical expression of opening Friendship would be something like, “What? You too? I thought I was the only one.

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

William Dement, 1959

(Quoted in the Stanford Sleep Book)